1) We were at a bar (one of the many on the Broadway Strip that don't have cover), I think it was called Whisky Row and two random men asked us to take their picture. My friend did, and then they assumed we were friends and started dancing with us. Turns out, these men were gay and asked to make out to "put on a show" at the bar. We said no, and the friend decided it was a good idea to lick my ear....10/10 ran to the bathroom to clean my ear right away. I don't need any slobber, thank you.
2) For some reason, the guys running security in Nashville are cuter than the guys visiting the bars. He told my friend "that she has a bad attitude, but I dig it." Meanwhile, the other security guard shook my hand and introduced himself, then proceeded to hit on me. Can't say I'm mad about it.
3) The hotel was a little suspect (only at first) because they gave us a hotel room without a lock. We changed that room really fast.
4) On the drive up, we made friends with some truck drivers. It's surprising how happy waving at someone while driving can make them.
5) Because Barbie is such a big thing now, we had to drive thirty minutes out of Nashville to see the cute, fully pink house. When my friend went to take a picture on their porch, she set off the "Recording in Progress" alert.
6) I had to hold my friend by the belt loop because she thought talking to strangers was a good idea, as was telling Americans that "Americans suck." She also thought it was possible to take an electric scooter on the road by the highway to get to our hotel at 1:30 in the morning. It was a one-and-a-half-hour walk...
Scooter Not Uber
By the Belt Look
7) Over the Walk of Fame, there was a swarm of millions of birds flying like a tornado so close to the ground. The fact that you could hear all their poop falling made it straight out of a horror movie.
8) Don't eat at Tacos and Tequila. Both of us were sick to our stomachs and had to leave the bars early.
9) My friend took two random pills from the hotel staff (not our hotel lol) that were supposedly Tums for her heartburn and indigestion. It seemed legit though.
10) We got trapped in a herd of Ed Sheeran fans crossing the bridge when we needed to walk the other way. Almost died trying to get an Uber too. We waiting a solid 1.5 hours with the nice food poisoning from Tacos and Tequila in our system.
Thanks Ed Sheeran
11) Final shoutout to our Uber driver for giving us "props" for staying in a hotel in a "bad" neighborhood. (It's not that bad I don't think).
Drop it Low for the Hot Dog
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