It's about time for some cute fall dates, don't you think?
So, as you know by now, I have obviously used dating apps and gone on some pretty exciting dates from manatee swimming, Nashville visiting, and more classic dates like going for a hike and coffee.
That said, there are a handful of awful dates that I've been on. It isn't always about what we are doing, rather, who I am wish. Apologies in advance if one of these dates were yours, but in hindsight, at least I learned what I am not looking for.
Also - hot take! Mini golf is not the best place to take me on a date. First off, you are guaranteed to lose and secondly, I end up hating every guy I've ever gone mini putting with. That's saying a lot given I've been mini putting a good ten times for sub(par) dates (a little golf humour for y'all).
Alright, let's get to it!
1) The Narcissistic Tennis Player
When I just started using Tinder I matched with this guy who claimed he was a big star tennis player. Well, I searched him and he wasn't lying, so that was a plus. However, this was the only plus. All he could talk about when we hung out was how he makes so much money and donates it all to charity and his friends. I am a strong believer that if you do something good, even if it is donating money, you don't tell anyone. Telling people makes the charity for the sole purpose of bettering your own reputation. Well, anyways, I told him to stop talking about tennis and money to see what else we could take about and I swear you could hear crickets. We sat in silence for a solid half an hour as he drove me home. Honestly, I have no idea what goes through some people's head on a date.
2) The White Pedo Van
When living in Florida, all by myself....a vulnerable young women (jokes, I know how to fight), I started chatting with this guy from the area. Well, we talked for a while and decided to meet up. Of course, I decided to be picked up from a local Dollar General because I didn't want him knowing where I lived. This guy shows up in a white pedo van and tells me to hop it. You would think that I just turned around and went home, but no..I got in the van. There were no actual seats, just a couch he bought second hand and when we went for a drive through dinner, he conveniently forgot his wallet. Like what?! You not only made me pay for your food, but you also drove me around without a license! He then decided it was a good idea to take me to his place to pick up his wallet and not too shockingly, he lived in a trailer where there was no service and no lights.
I'm probably making it sound worse than it is because he was a motocross rider and needed the can to carry his gear around, but still. Safe to safe, this was an experience.
Would you rather hear more about bad or good dates?
Good Dates
Bad Dates
For now, I'll stick to just talking about those 2 dates, but if you want more, be sure to comment below!
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